My previous post focused on the somber aspect of seeing Dan Savage lecture. I will now discuss the exciting parts of my evening. I got in line to get an autograph and speak briefly to Dan. I hope I didn't sound like too much of a goober. I didn't vomit anyway, and my friend assured me that as long as I didn't vomit, I would be okay. He said he'd check out my blog. No one else is, so I had nothing to lose by hoping that Dan would give it a quick look. He shook my hand. If you are reading this, Dan Savage, thank you!
I then had a delicious pizza with the awesome new friend that joined me for this little road trip before we hit to road to travel back home. During all of this, Hubby let me know that he had been texting and phoning a girl from Cupid who brought up the topic of a threesome. Upon arriving home, my husband ran outside to meet me.
"I hope you're not going to proposition me for a threesome." I say. Once inside, that's almost exactly what occurs. While I was out, he found a unicorn. We'll call her Mysti. This is not something that I am opposed to. On the contrary, it is something I want to do before I die. It was not something I was expecting to fall into our lap so quickly. Seriously? We put ourselves on OkCupid less than a month ago and in that time, a unicorn slowly pranced out of the mist, propositioned my husband and made it very clear that she's sexually attracted to me.
I started drinking. I was not prepared for this at all. Once I am sufficiently inebriated to have this conversation, we call her. Mysti is cute, she's funny and she's frank. We talked about our interest in girls and had to tell Hubby to shut up so we could talk a bit. My immediate impression is that I like her. We have agreed to meet at a sex-postive coffee shop in Big City on Wednesday. I'm meeting her at 7 and Hubby will join us later in the evening once he can leave class.
We have a date with a unicorn on Wednesday.
Two months ago, I had never even watched porn with my husband. On Wednesday we are going to meet with a very eager unicorn. Dear universe, could you give me one thing to blog about at a time please? I'm a little sexually overwhelmed at the moment. Is this really happening?
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