Hi sweetie, how about meeting a nice professional couple for threesum?
Barf. Seriously. Barf. And they didn't even have a picture of themselves. They had a photo of a distinct landmark of nearby Big City. There are so many things wrong with this one-liner message that I can actually pick it apart even though it's so small already!
Hi sweetieDon't call me that.
how about meetingHow about you talk to me like I'm a human being first?
a nice professional coupleWhy the fuck do I care that you are professional? That's certainly not the most important trait I would look for in a couple to be a unicorn for. Not that I am a unicorn for hire, ugh. If you want to give me some information about yourself, try a picture. K? Thanks.
for threesumYou mean "for a threesome?" I'm going to assume that's what you meant. If you are asking for something like a threesome, I suggest you make the effort to spell it correctly. Including the proper indefinite article is also a nice idea.
Better luck next time! Excuse me while I go rinse the vomit out of my mouth.
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